Friday, March 25, 2011

Hypogonadism: a Transient State (I Hope)

The last and final quarter has started; that is, the last quarter before beginning two years of clinical rotations in Logan, UT. Just two days back from spring break and we were scheduled to take a 4 h diagnostic exam for our upcoming Step One Boards.

The exam was grueling, painful, mind-numbing! No breaks! Just a slow build-up of tension in the neck and back, just between the shoulder blades! After I reached the half-way point (question number 92), my mind literally began to shutdown. Processing the remaining questions was like trying to access a website that does not exist -- try back later.

That evening I received a text from a classmate who summed up the experience rather succinctly. It read: "So, if pathology exams were a kick in the balls, what we just did was complete castration . . . with a soup spoon! Ouch!"

The next morning I could not help but note the irony of the topic of our 8 o'clock class: hypogonadism. An appropriate lecture given the fact that I now found myself walking into class with a eunuch-like swagger!